He should have tried thinking about baseball.

It was kinda tongue-in-cheek, but I was clearly talking about management/coaching roles and not advocating for women to play this brain-damaging sport. The target of my comment is the big babies with fragile egos that seem to take everything to the extreme. Kinda like you.

Add this to the list of reasons we need more women in sports. All these testosterone-fueled egos can’t play nice and everybody ends up losing. (Except the frickin’ Patriots, of course.)

I once again got through the entire post without seeing my father’s name or email address. It’s only a matter of time, though.

They don’t look like brothers.

“Kids, gather round my wheelchair and let uncle Other Guy tell you why I wear this eye patch and can only move the left side of my body.”

I’m honestly a little impressed that the Raiders have been able to surprise me with their new levels of incompetence. Fining a talented player over something stupid and then suspending him for being mad about the fines is just a beautifully innovative new way to suck as an organization.

I used to enjoy telling people about my shining sports moment, when I caught a screwdriver that my brother threw at my face from the top of the stairs when he was mad at me. It took like 30 retellings before it dawned on me that it was pretty messed up that he threw a pointy metal object at my face.

What a wonderful, quirky, feel-good story. Now, how do I block any follow-up story where it turns out he’s a racist or something?

Gah, keep it in your pants, Bill!

Dan Snyder looks like the manager at the grocery store you worked at in high school.

Surprised he could even answer. I couldn’t speak clearly for a week after having my Tunsils removed.

I just watched that this week. I never saw the original, but the remake is great.

7th grade football. First game of the season. I felt a rumble in my lower abdomen during warmups. Right before kickoff I had to sprint to the bathroom. The stalls didn’t have doors on them, but I had barely made it to the toilet in time so I didn’t have a choice.

My best friend lost his wife suddenly last year. Our families are very close, and that has forever changed our lives even though my daily life is not much different. I can’t even begin to image losing a wife and child. And I don’t want to.

I almost miss the days where I could simply watch sports without any understanding of the business behind them. Honestly, I wish my college had offered a Sports Contracts course. This stuff is fascinating, even if you prefer just watching them play.

Every time I see him, I’m shocked that his name isn’t “Chad.”

Brandon Weeden looks like your older sister’s annoying boyfriend.

I love seeing these young guys smashing taters. Aristides Aquino, Yordan Alvarez, that kid who kicked Napoleon Dynamite’s cargo pants pocket in class because he wouldn’t share.

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