Right. My joke is that he’ll be on the losing team and make the last out as a batter, allowing the AL team to win the World Series against the Dodgers, as an AL team has done for the last two seasons.

Broken tibia, ruptured groin, dislocated/separated shoulders, torn hamstrings, cracked ribs, fingers, concussions, bulging discs, torn knee ligaments, etc.

The coolest part about the Baseball game is you could eventually play it blindfolded once you got good enough. It was entirely possible to time your swing with the rhythmic beeps of the pitch. So you could almost guarantee a double or home run with every swing. The problem, of course, was that every human being within…

When Martin inevitably records the last out of Game 7 of the World Series, it’s going to be a lot of fun watching his teammates mob him on the mound.

They tried this with Darren Rovell, but they couldn’t create a baseline for the pulse readings.

I’ve never met a self-professed “lifelong diehard fan” of any team that wasn’t obnoxious.

I once had to ice my knee and take off a day of work because I tried to get a playing card from under a table with my foot.

He’s dead.

The truth that many gun-loving Americans don’t want admit aloud is that they accept the potential for mass murder as a condition of their freedom to bear arms. In a culture where every citizen has a right to violent weapons, there is an inherent risk that many will misuse them. They’re just playing the odds that they…

I was thinking the Tesla symbol.

I can tell you why I don’t go to as many baseball games. I live 40 minutes from the stadium, it costs me $100+ for tickets for my family, another $50+ on food, and usually about $20 on parking. I went more as a kid because my dad was paying. And he was more financially stable (AKA wealthy) than I am.

I know exactly how Andrew Luck feels. I mean, I don’t have a degree from Stanford or a bunch of athletic ability or millions of dollars or a super-high IQ. But I have been booed by people in Indianapolis. And my boss does a lot of drugs.

The Detroit Lions are such a horrifying team, they should change their name to “The Aristocrats!”

*tips hat*
“M’Brady.”
*mansplains something*

It’s good that someone who demonstrated Head Coach Brain Disease in playing Jay-Z music was self-aware enough to try and make it right after it backfired. Siding with a player and supporting protests that the owners hate is a nice thing to see.

What you want on security detail in that case is the guy who’s three years removed from playing strong safety for the University of Missouri.

If this ends up just being a chunk of Earth that broke off and that’s what we landed on... so help me, I will lose it.

Successfully from the California authorities for the better part of five decades?!

Am I the only one who watches that video and thinks that the guy racing the fridge is in on the gag?