He’s dead.

The truth that many gun-loving Americans don’t want admit aloud is that they accept the potential for mass murder as a condition of their freedom to bear arms. In a culture where every citizen has a right to violent weapons, there is an inherent risk that many will misuse them. They’re just playing the odds that they…

I was thinking the Tesla symbol.

I can tell you why I don’t go to as many baseball games. I live 40 minutes from the stadium, it costs me $100+ for tickets for my family, another $50+ on food, and usually about $20 on parking. I went more as a kid because my dad was paying. And he was more financially stable (AKA wealthy) than I am.

I know exactly how Andrew Luck feels. I mean, I don’t have a degree from Stanford or a bunch of athletic ability or millions of dollars or a super-high IQ. But I have been booed by people in Indianapolis. And my boss does a lot of drugs.

The Detroit Lions are such a horrifying team, they should change their name to “The Aristocrats!”

*tips hat*
“M’Brady.”
*mansplains something*

It’s good that someone who demonstrated Head Coach Brain Disease in playing Jay-Z music was self-aware enough to try and make it right after it backfired. Siding with a player and supporting protests that the owners hate is a nice thing to see.

What you want on security detail in that case is the guy who’s three years removed from playing strong safety for the University of Missouri.

Successfully from the California authorities for the better part of five decades?!

Am I the only one who watches that video and thinks that the guy racing the fridge is in on the gag?

The only way this makes sense is if Fenech was somehow responsible for the Astros’ lack of run support.

His name is Cooper and he grows up to repeatedly commit return fraud at Walmart. Also, he votes for a YouTube personality for president in 2028.

Drew’s rant today will be better than this.

Here’s the rest of my submission that Drew didn’t include:

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My argument against the first person was in his/her assumption that this incident was fueled by some kind of overarching theme of Texas frontier justice perpetuated by hicks. I think it’s dumb and overplayed and I would be willing to bet that most people who think of Texas that way haven’t spent much time there.

ETA: I do it every time. I don’t think I’ll ever remember to write “heroin” instead of “heroine.” Gah, I’m an idiot.

Believing the Browns are a real contender is like lending money to a heroine addict and believing they’ll pay you back.

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.