that-other-guy
That_Other_Guy
that-other-guy

I don’t believe that boy is Canadian. He didn’t say “eh” at the end of his sentence or apologize for his rude comment.

Son of a Bichette.

Name a state and I’m sure I could come with a handful of stories like this without much effort.

Yeah, I don’t find the Florida jokes all that funny either. I’ve always enjoyed my visits to Florida, and I think the jokes about how awful it is are lazy and ignorant.

It’s fine to criticize it. That’s not what I was defending against.

I’m trying, Randall.

28 million people in the state. No state is defined by its worst residents. I’ve known most Texans to be kind, reasonable people who wouldn’t stand for this kind of thing.

Well, it’s a big state with a lot of people and a lot of news. So there’s some statistics involved. But there would be a huge backlash in most school districts I’m familiar with if this happened.

You don’t know what you’re talking about. I live in Texas, not far from this school district. This is not the way it’s done. Most teachers and administrators know they are not allowed to touch the students, let alone write on them with Sharpies. In fact, in my experience, they are beyond dedicated to that standard.

Not twitchy enough.

No, you helped me. The important thing is that the joke is received by the most people. You ensured that that happened. I thank you for your assistance.

That’s kinda the joke I was going for. Guess I wasn’t obvious enough.

He somehow looks like Bobby Hill and Cotton Hill.

As it turns out, the camera operator was Markelle Fultz.

I heard they’re not even his sons!

He’s not old. If he’s old then I’m old and I can’t deal with that reality and the existential crisis that follows.

As someone with an irrational dislike of feet, I shouldn’t have clicked on this post or watched the video or commented down here.

Other things you can do in college but not the pros: