Nathan Peterman once burned his tongue on a room temperature unsalted cashew.

And it’s poorly dubbed.

Dude looks like if Troy Aikman’s son was a high school wrestler.

I still can’t believe I got to watch my favorite team win the World Series in 2017. But the fact that they’re still good and have the potential to be good for a long time is beyond my comprehension. Like my daughter’s Rubik’s Cube or those roundabouts in Europe.

I didn’t watch the video, but I assume JR Smith showed up and consoled Bronny’s team at the end.

I bet her real name isn’t even Cyborg.

WHY ARE PEOPLE CALLING IT A “SLICE” OF CAKE?!?!

including a disturbing, months-long courtship of one of his own players

Oh, man. That’s so terrible. If I watched boxing, I would quit after this week.

My prediction is still Houston trading for someone that makes them better without giving away anything crazy. They did it for Verlander. They did it for Cole. Man, the basketball team did it for Westbrook. I’ve come to expect it.

Your quotation marks can’t hurt me.

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Florida child.

Dude, they don’t read Deadspin. They’re on Breitbart Sports.

Mike Trout is a myth.

When I was in middle school I used to run a little slower to get to a fly ball just so I could dive or slide at the end and make the play look cooler. It only worked about half the time, but man did it look good when I made the play.

EVERYTHING I see makes me think about my penis. Shocking to hear from a guy, I know.

Thank you. I withdraw my troops suggestion.

Can they use the troops? I bet the troops would win.

Thanks!

Man, I can totally relate. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve screwed something up for somebody because I can’t keep a secret. This is the first time I’ve had something in common with Magic Johnson.