Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Florida child.

Dude, they don’t read Deadspin. They’re on Breitbart Sports.

Mike Trout is a myth.

When I was in middle school I used to run a little slower to get to a fly ball just so I could dive or slide at the end and make the play look cooler. It only worked about half the time, but man did it look good when I made the play.

EVERYTHING I see makes me think about my penis. Shocking to hear from a guy, I know.

Thank you. I withdraw my troops suggestion.

Can they use the troops? I bet the troops would win.

Thanks!

Man, I can totally relate. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve screwed something up for somebody because I can’t keep a secret. This is the first time I’ve had something in common with Magic Johnson.

The explanation is the joke.

My wife hits a three every time we get intimate.

shout out to the REAL MVP the rich mf’er who had season tickets to the 2 seats i sat in every game and only showed up to like 4 games the entire season

I don’t pay attention to sports radio enough to know this, but is he a big revenue stream for them? If so, it’ll be interested to see how far they’ll go with this policy when their bottom line is affected. It’s kinda like how domestic violence is only a “zero tolerance policy” for NFL teams when the player accused…

Honestly, my ability to bolster tenuous rhetorical connections and type fast are the only reasons I have a degree at all.

I’ve yet to meet a feckful person. Where can I purchase some feck?

I don’t really have an opinion to share on this story, but I can genuinely say that the culture shift that’s taking place to define and identify abusive behavior (besides just physical abuse) has helped me reflect on the way I treat people, especially those close to me. This public conversation (along with a tough…

Ah, a fellow English major!

Definitely taking him in my death pool for next year.

It’s weird how Caillou grew up to become Brett Gardner.

Oh, honey. It’s only because you’re dumb.