I think we’re best friends.

For sure the first one was more sarcastic. I really love those people who take jokes seriously. It brings joy to my life to see someone that stupid get so many things wrong. Taking me serious when I was clearly being silly. Acting like I forgot that a baseball can hit someone’s face. Calling me dumb because I think a .…

He dutifully accepted his friendly fire beaning in the dugout as penance.

You’re my favorite kind of person. I truly love you.

I say we incentivize throws at the head. He’s got a helmet to protect his brain. And he’s got that stick for defending from the onslaught of projectiles. You bean a batter in the head, you get a bonus point on the board. You can even add up to two extra pitchers if you want to throw a few balls at once. But then the…

The thing that gets me about all this is that I think he sincerely thinks this. It would be one thing if he were knowingly making excuses in a clearly ironic situation. But he really thinks it’s different. That blows my mind.

The people who take interesting instagram videos and put them on YouTube so I can pause and rewind are my favorite people.

Because Child Protective Services. 

To be fair, I think it’s kinda easy to juke little kids. I do it all the time to mine when they try to hug me. They cry so hard! LOL

I definitely cried. It was a great game and an absolutely amazing moment on the mound with all their jerseys, even without all the contrived statistical anomalies. Leave it to baseball to take a great emotional moment and try to make it better with math.

But I would argue that it’s not that new of a concept. The Heat certainly weren’t the first.

But that’s just this year! That’s my point. Free agency means it could be a different group next year!

This is but the signal of a complete culture shift away from team loyalty. It represents the looming death of my father’s generation of complainers who deride “selfish” athletes and long for the (boring) days of yore when players stayed with one team for their entire career. The NBA is wide open as soon as each…

Still better than the mayor of Seattle. 

Whether this makes the Rockets an insanely entertaining unstoppable force after they change their gameplan or it’s a complete nuclear disaster that blows up... I’M SO EXCITED!!!

Those poor Thunder fans, though. 

The real story here is the depressing state of Vrabel’s broken marriage.

The only thing worse than racism is racist Triscuits.

Yes.

No, I am a family cracker! Triscuits are Hitler’s manna.