a bearded everyman with the body of an elementary school security guard

That’s not blackballing. Blackballing is when you slip on the balance beam and forget to lock your knees together before impact.

Dude looks like a human-sized garden gnome televangelist.

Disgusting. Just another thug.

Guys, he can’t hear his phone. Stop. Screaming. Guys! GUYS! Gah, SHUT-UP FOR A MINUTE!

Darren Rovell reporting on athletes and their kicks is like hip hop and vaccines being reported on by that homeschool kid you know.

then started to show off, imitating a police whistle

And that fan’s name? You guessed it... Frank Stallone.

Moobs Like Jagger

Not everyone. Just Drake and you and a couple other insufferable pricks.

It’s worse than that. They play at an elementary school.

Dang it. You’re right. A quick Google search of the location where it happened shows a fence that only goes to the end of the dugout. I stand corrected.

I like to imagine them all filing in through the dugouts since that’s the only way onto the field. So they had to leave the communal stands to go through the dugouts and meet up again and start fighting.

Fair enough. A little bit of nuance is probably necessary for this kind of thing. But given the examples in the article and the differences between “medical treatment” and “injury rehab,” I’d still say it’s an easy issue to recognize on a general scale.

Is it weird that I’m completely on Harden’s side in this?

Excellent post. It had never really clicked with me that the people in charge of diagnosing/treating/clearing a player after an injury have a bigger interest in the team’s success than the player’s health. The medical treatment players receive is not about their overall or long-term health. It boils down to their timel…

Alberto Miguel Rodríguez Mota planned to pay the hitmen $7,800

I’m still reading, but I’m taking a break to come down here and say how annoyed I already am that Dak is going to get so much money for being a less than mediocre quarterback surrounded by a LOT of talent.

I did that with my glove in left field once in fourth grade. Coach Gary put me in right field after that.

You nailed it!