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Clarkson is now prohibited from saying "POWER!!" and "In the World."

So it’s going to be a solid season of awesome mixed with BBC mockery, YAY!

Oh cock.

Hmm, no making fun of Hammond, May has to be fast and Clarkson needs to be nice to everyone. That should make them different enough to make the lawyers happy.

Except that’s not how it always works. For some of us, $50k on a car isn’t pocket change, but isn’t all that much money.

Was. How remarkably terrible this exploit was.

Who still buys bugs on the train? Bug shopping is why the internet was invented

Proof that NYC is super nice now: nobody threw whoever pulled the emergency brake off the bridge.

It’s getting to the point where a man can’t get in an honest “APPLE IS DOOMED!” anymore.

How do you know noone has called you an asshat BMW driver?

Did I really just get linked to Bing results?? BING RESULTS???

Wikipedia:

My cousin dailies one in Goiânia, Brazil. Best car to drive to the limit since you’re still under legal speed lol

Ba dum tiss

He’ll be exhausted from all the work

That's how you lay pipe

What kind of car is getting fucked here?

Well, that’s one way to check exhaust leak.