Oh, you beady-eyed little fuck.

My comment was funnier

Congratulations, Mr. Santiago of Escuderis Boricua and Mr. feather-throttle-not-hair, et al, on COTD! I would like to gift you all with a train which this lovely engineer will deliver soon.

This is really dumb. A different comment should have won COTD.

I live on this roadway dump of a Long Island and unfortunately this type of ‘asshattery’ and general inattentiveness happens more than you would think. Sucks when we have dickheads from other boroughs joining our locally grown horrible drivers!!

Asshat BMW drivers...

Offer him a small break on his sentence - buck it down to six months, say - if he gives up the ignorant twit with the video camera. He was also driving like that.

So clearly he is a “professional driver” because he hasn’t crashed his car.” Maybe because it’s a Bimmer not a ‘Stang. In any case, it’s not a good idea, the point is here folk, there’s motherfuckers shooting innocent people EVERY, GOD, DAMN, DAY, IN THE USA, and those, are dangerous people, but it seems to me, that…

-Department of Redundancy Department

Why are you picking on cephalopods?

MNIVET. The LS1 Miata guy shooting the video. His bloody tag says “MNIVET” and yet he hasn’t been charged.

So these Cephalopods we see in the video above are similar to squids which are from the Coleoidea subclass (no shell). But these specimens do have a shell so that means they are in the Nautiloidea subclass (basically squid-like but with outer shells).

Who? The Camaro or the videographer?

I wonder if Afroduck has space for a room mate.

but not before the Nassau County Police Department saw it and tracked Anderson back to his hoe in the Bronx

“tracked Anderson back to his hoe in the Bronx”

Wait, why is the guy commenting on this from his hoe’s house? Now she’s gonna get in trouble for harboring a criminal an idiot.

Anderson attempted to get the poster to take the post down, and it was indeed removed, but not before the Nassau County Police Department saw it and tracked Anderson back to his hoe in the Bronx.

I think I saw a unicorn skip across a rainbow