Ah, so you’re just pasting your preexisting hang-ups with ‘socially conscious’ people over top of this character. That makes a lot more sense.

Just go with it. Her performance make a lot more sense once you find out what’s actually happening.

Oh shit, I didn’t know these guys had a new movie. Spring and

There’s always some asshole to laugh at a guy for failing a rigged game. You agree that it’s unusually harsh and he doesn’t need to be in prison but you’re still cool with it because it helps you feel superior?

No way it’s as weird as The Lure either.

Great, I’m going to have to start pirating music videos now.

I can’t lie, Four Tet calling his new project ⣎⡇ꉺლ༽இ•̛)ྀ◞ ༎ຶ ༽ৣৢ؞ৢ؞ؖ ꉺლ did get me to listen. I think the track ̸ ̡ ҉ ҉.·๑ඕั ҉ ̸ ̡ ҉ ҉.·๑ඕั ҉ ̸ ̡ ҉ ҉.·๑ඕั ҉ ̸ ̡ ҉ ҉.·๑ඕั ҉ ̸ ̡ ҉ ҉.·๑ඕั ҉ ̸ ̡ ҉ ҉.·๑ඕั ҉ ̸ ̡ ҉ ҉.·๑ඕั ҉ is my favorite, but ҉.·.·* ́ ̈.·*:・✧๑ඕั ҉ has it’s charms as well.

Oh, ok. He gave the interview in the simpler time of... a week ago. How could he have known that his comment that he would disown his children if they participated in a gun-control march would be twisted to make people think he didn’t support a gun-control march?

Uh, Liberals don’t actually believe that minorities should never be criticized for anything, but thanks for trying!

Gun owners are silent? That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

Counterpoint: Do not watch Gamer. Just watch literally the only good part here:

No, that was misogyny.

Good thing literally no one says that, but rather “an inanimate object enables murderers to kill dozens more people than they would have been able to otherwise”.

The Republican party turned into Zardoz so gradually I didn’t even notice.

Nah, she’s pretty good.

God forbid someone act testy in one of probably 100,000 dumb press interviews.

I hear the bit where Jon Hamm tries to walk across an empty pool with a lit candle is explosive.

No, sorry. You can’t trick me into believing that a Gerard Butler movie is good.

Sounds like this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0511124/ 

Webster’s dictionary defines “review” as “a critical evaluation (as of a book or play)“.