Oh, so we can just give other people’s awards back now? Cuba Gooding Jr better keep an eye on his Oscar.

You put them up on Facebook. That’s it. That’s literally the only thing, BY LAW, that you can do with them.

I do too. I’m also increasingly impatient with Jezebel’s whoring for the wedding industrial complex that they try to disguise as ‘ugh, I hate all this wedding shit but I’m going to do it anyway, here’s my story’. At least own your shit and admit you’ve got basic bitch wedding fever like 80% of women out there, and…

I do to. Nothing more awkward than average looking chaps awkwardly posing for affectionate photos. Who are the photos for? I sure as hell don’t need an image of Barry standing behind with his arms around Tiffany on my mantel. When I see those I always think “I wonder if he had a chub she could feel through his pants”.…

I hate engagement photos. HATE THEM.

gonna go ahead and say that guinness is not actually magical

Guiness is a decent stout but we live in a country full of amazing stouts from local producers.

“I’m close to getting on death row.”

Cool, cool. I mean I'm more of a fan of his deep cuts from back in the day but this is alright.

Ew that the brilliant Issa Rae is a footnote on an article about the Lena Dunham/ Zoe Kazan nepotism circle jerk.

It’s amazing how people willfully forget the well-worn history of giving the well-established superhero mantle to a new person just because the new mantle-bearer is a different race/gender.

Women from the start of comic books up until a few years ago: “Ugh, almost every single hero is male”.

Somewhere out there, Rob Liefield is having the world’s weirdest boner.

Is this really offensive? It’s dumb, but seems pretty minor. I feel like this is the progressive person’s equivalent to the Starbucks Christmas cup outrage.

They should call “inverted” standard and “non inverted” backwards

That is a nice feature, but it’s unfortunately countered by the absolutely maddeningly vague brightness adjust suggestion. “BARELY VISIBLE” IS NOT A QUANTIFIABLE MEASURE! That kind of brightness adjustment explanation drives me up a wall.

Smith followed up with, “That’s the problem with telepromter parents today.”

HODOR JUST USE SPLEEN

Except for the tablets he fumbled when he saw the golden calf.

“Cortana, how did I do on that last play?”