Whatever incantation Peyton uses, it’s to the tune of the Nationwide jingle.

“Luck-will-ne-ver-win-a-ring...”

That beer advocate link got me searching the site for the first time. Jesus. It’s the beer equivalent of watching a hockey game with Pierre McGuire doing color commentary nonstop for 3 hours, during play and intermissions. Talk about taking the fun out of something that is (was) fun...

Country music has had this struggle between the newer pop-sounding artists and the purists since Olivia Newton-John, Ronnie Milsap, Linda Ronstadt and Glen Campbell in the 70s. The industry created it, so it’s funny to now see the industry pretend to reject it. There will always be good music, and there will always be…

Had no idea Bray Wyatt was a musician, too.

It’s almost like you didn’t read the disclaimer at the bottom of the column.

Quitting twitter was the best decision i’ve made in 2015

I can’t imagine running into a cousin at a swingers party; if I walked into a room and saw my cousin getting plowed, I’d probably need counseling. Am I alone on this?

Having a truther or conspiracy-minded relative is great most of the time, and fucking insufferable the rest of the time. On the one hand, you go into every family gathering knowing it’s going to be derailed. On the other hand you know it’s going to be derailed.

My uncle doesn’t even drink, but generally the veneer of…

I’m 5’10, weigh 170 lbs, and I’m Asian. I’d get caught out right quick.

Can someone explain to me how remixing a song and putting it on your SoundCloud page, not for sale and not for download, just for people to listen to and enjoy, violates copyright? How is the record label that owns the original being hurt in this scenario?

She probably does know it but wrote it like that for liability reasons. You don’t want to accuse someone of being a Scientologist if you aren’t 1000000% sure they are.

Cruise is a known moron.

Well I wouldn’t expect it to be as horrifying as Going Clear. Remini is a celebrity from a wealthy family, right?

Yeah kinda reads like a really big: “Hey, think this might be indicative of a tech *BUBBLE*?”

How long until the Mt. Union New Age Outlaws face the Young Bucks at a PWG show?

Are you talking about the same hunters that buy bags of corn so they can bait deer and kill them while they eat? That’s the majority of hunters ‘round these parts.

Agreed. Athletes today are pampered. For example, back in the day when a gritty old-schooler like Dale Earnhardt slipped on a ring of concrete you didn’t hear him complain even once afterwards.