lol its satire.

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

Oh HELL yes. +1 Act Play

He didn’t need the money because he still has all of that Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf and The Zoo Story money coming in.  

He most definitely should not call it a day.  Even if it is true, he has jumped the shark.  https://awfulannouncing.com/ringer/the-ringer-podcast-ad-sales-outside-investment.html

I know I guy from Conshohocken who plays bass in Ambiently Pennsylvanian.

When a man’s hair shows you what he is, believe it the first time.

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Man, the Brewers doing this is so . . . Busch league.

Omg. Pretty soon every play is going to be automatically reviewed. Fuck all of this. Fuck replay. This isn’t the goddamn Supreme Court. The whole reason you can’t challenge inside two minutes is because it would irreversibly fuck up what is supposed to be the most exciting part of the game.

If only the Texan’s were as defensive as their coach, they might’ve won.

What terrible roll models!

I like the idea of Bill sitting in his office whispering chants to himself to see if the metering and rhythm work correctly. Kinda like when Andy Bernard istrying to think of the Kit Kat theme song. Break me off a piece of that...

Maybe the manager was hitting a fifth when he set the lineup.

That trend is reversing nowadays. With the “New England” IPA style becoming more popular, a lot of brewers are hopping their beers in ways that bring out more fruity, spicy, and floral flavors instead of palate-shocking bitterness. There are plenty of really bitter IPAs out there still, but the quest for higher IBUs…

[fastball outside]

Poor line play is just killing the league.

Look, I understand that you are upset about black people being murdered, but can we discuss it in a way that removes the black people and the murder? That would make me much more comfortable.

Van Halen, in any form, is the sun bleached soundtrack to trying to figure out why your See-Doo won’t start in a three Bud Light Limearita haze.

Some say Joe Jurevicious is still running to this day.