What’s really great is to be a lifelong Braves fan who dislikes the Chop (yes, we exist). I get to enjoy yet another NLDS bed-shitting AND be lumped in with knuckle-draggers who insist we were embarrassed today because the team didn’t distribute foam toys. Cuz, you know, the Chop was clearly immensely helpful in the…

The 30-year smack is strong.

Usually it’s drugs ruining cycling, not the other way around... 

So the answer to “how to avoid getting sick from a public pool” is you can’t?

Over zealous parents, living vicariously through their children. I see it ALL THE FUCKING TIME at football games when I go watch my kid at band.

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

So, I’m not Dante3000, but I’ve worked almost exclusively for startup companies for my entire professional career, and I have Thoughts(tm) on Venture Capitalism.

As long as he had one black friend.

yeah, i BET he does.

And I’m proud to be an American,

Heritage, not Hertz!

Thank you for your (customer) service!  3 stars.

Well yes, that’s how all apologies that don’t involve time travel work.

The same reason so many people married Liz Taylor. Because it’s meth-level INTOXICATING!!!!!

It’s a hell of a throw, but geez is he the most overrated player in the game by a long shot. Full disclosure, I am a fan of a division rival club, so I’ve spent Harper’s whole career straddling competing viewpoints of thinking “He’s really nowhere near as good as everybody says” and “I still kind of wish he were on my…

I get that it’s fun to bash Joe Morgan, but why is Deadspin posting about an anonymous, albeit mildly popular, Reddit post? The h/t tweet only has 15 likes, so it’s not like it blew up elsewhere.

I think we should call him Joseph Morgan. We don’t say “Joe Stalin.” When you commit atrocities to thousands of people for years, you don’t get a nickname.  

Little kids love the unwritten rules of baseball.