Would be interesting to see Texas argue against the Death Penalty for the first time

BECAUSE HE PUTS AN ADDICTIVE CHEMICAL IN IT THAT MAKES YOU CRAVE IT FORTNIGHTLY, SMARTASS.

War, man. Waaa-aaa-aaa-aaar, MAN!

Lane Kiffin does a great impression of Philip Seymour Hoffman doing an impression of Lane Kiffin.

Exactly as MLK warned us about in “Letter from A Birmingham Jail”: “I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice;…

It’s the latest in the fast-growing genre of glib tsk-tsking. E.g., “I support their right to protest, but they shouldn’t block traffic. What if there’s a sick child!”

Really, how hard was the hit? Did Alexander ring Graham’s bell?

The 49ers became sold on his ability to recruit personnel after reading on his resume that he spent 15 years working as a headhunter.

I also grew up 5 minutes from where this took place. I am the leftiest lefty who ever lefted, and there’s lots of good in Waukesha. I wouldn’t be happy living there, but it will always be home. I just think commenters on this site are too quick to jump from “Something shitty happened in a place” to “This place is 100%…

From Maine to Oklahoma, huh? Are you researching a book on nowhere?

Gruden is way overrated. He won the superbowl with Dungy’s team, and immediately drove then into the ground.

Jesus Christ, Johnny Unitas played with Dan Fouts?!!? I remember watching Dan Fouts play as a kid. I mean, I know I’m old, but I didn’t realize I was “the guys who were playing when I grew up, played with Johnny U” old. This is like one of those geneaology things where you find out the aunt of your aunt went to school…

No, cause I still have to pay for that one.

The one your neighbor thinks is his?

My hick town got an honest-to-goodness gourmet pizza place, with a Neopolitan oven and home made ingredients. Their Yelp page is up to its ass in people complaining that they “can get pizza for $10 at Dominos, why does this one cost $18?”. 

They figured out a way to monetize internet trolls, it’s kind of genius really.

although he did have to sit for a game for yelling, “Fuck her right in the pussy!”

If your faith in the electorate has been lessened by this past election, you won’t get an argument out of me.

That’s not a radar gun. That’s a percent of effort given meter.

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