Nah, I’d do the dance. There can be upside:

Your written English is pretty good for a Frenchman.

Seriously, the friendship is over with him getting married anyway, why suffer the indignity of his new in-laws rubbing it in?

She only has to last three, right? After all, it’s a well known rule that you can’t appoint a Supreme Court justice in your last year as president.

Please...Let me tell you all about my recent golf game - hole by hole - until I get sidetracked by my ever-so-riveting thoughts on recent stock market conditions and chart analysis.

I am so excited for this to lead to scintillating conversations with my friends about their recent sports gambling exploits. Thankfully that will lead into a quick side conversation around their fantasy football team, and finally we can discuss a bar they went to last weekend that is one of their favorites and has a…

Has the Internet picked another show to rally around in protest. I would enjoy it if his inauguration somehow lost to a Night Court rerun.

This is very underrated comment.

Normally, I’d say that’s a waste of a TV. But this guy will probably just mount it on his wall.

The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.

They’re dumb. Everyone knows there’s no A in Lightning.

Counterpoint: “I will turn over my businesses to my sons” and “I will have no conflicts of interest” cannot both be true either.

Overloaded leather is also his online dating profile name.

Yes, unions vs. transgender bathroom rights, the classic “either-or” choice.

Chip Kelly wasn’t fired though. According to Jed York, the Santa Clara 49ers are a design-centric organization undergoing a paradigm shift, one that requires a pivot away from old influencers in order to regain traction in an emerging market!

Eli, sadly, was not invited

As a result, Hernandez allegedly waited for the men to leave the club, pulled up next to their vehicle, yelled “what up, [racial slur]?”

So the defensive player who thought he knew offensive play calling better than the offensive coach is offended because he thought the radio host thought that he knew offensive play calling better than the defensive player. Got it.