Cautionary Tale Example

A married father decided to attempt to woo a friend of mine who was his classmate in an English MA program. She was in a shitty relationship and flirted back a bit, to her current shame, they probably let things cross some lines but then my favorite thing of all time happened.

Yeah because Rock n Roll is measure by # of notes. Ever heard of Bo Diddley or Chuck Berry. How about James Brown? You sound like a sad prog-rock Yes fan.

I don’t know what “sensitivity” has to do with anything. It’s like someone being mad about Independence Day because they have a divorce being finalized.

People are hoping that Johnson will eventually change his mind and play professional football again. However, if he tries to catch on somewhere else just be warned that he’ll probably drop his comeback attempt before completing the process of returning to the NFL.

Garbeej: Oscar the Grouch's preferred form of fellatio.

Here’s some good news for people who hate Jim Nantz and Phil Simms

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

I totally read that wrong and thought it was a pic of a boner UNDER A DOOR! Then I keep reading to find out it was the DOORMAN! Like it was a clue! and I was amazed someone could slide their boner under a door...

Hey, man, that’s just, like ,your theory of a what a theory is, bro.

Completely false. It gets you access. And access and meetings and “working with Oscar winner”, are what get movies made. Its what gets bad movies made and its what gets small movies made and purchased at film festivals. Sure starring in a picture that does booming at the box office means quite a bit, if you are white…

The exact same scenario would be retiring after *repeating* as Super Bowl champs.

I’m happy for nate parker truly. And nat turner’s rebellion is not something that gets taught in schools so this is important. With that being said. Not surprising. White people love slave narratives. As a black woman I’m over it. Black Americans are more and did more than slavery. Call me back when there’s a fantasy…

You better believe when Samaki Walker talks, people Google him.

This is going to come off extremely aggressive and I genuinely do not mean it to be but you have to understand: Your intentions do not matter in that situation, her terror is a learned an valid response as it was not about who you were or what your intentions actually were, it was about what they could potentially be.

Doesn’t she live in California? So that would be 4am.

Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

Yes, I’ve been looking for an accountant who openly admits to not paying attention when hundreds of thousands of dollars are on the line. I’m sure my taxes and financial well-being will be in good hands with this guy.

If everybody torrents then the people making the content make no money. If they make no money then they stop making content. If there is no content then there is nothing to torrent.