When choosing a team, your friend should absolutely not use the criteria I used for picking a team when I was a small child. My 9-year-old self picked a team because their quarterback was, like myself, lefthanded. Was it reigning Super Bowl MVP Steve Young and his 49ers? No. It most definitely wasn’t. Over twenty…

First Djokovic, now this... it’s a banner day for news about potentially throwing matches.

At this point, I feel even Madden players could run circles around him when it comes to clock management. Granted, it’d be a two-mile run, but I’m sure they can run a circle around him.

Man, what are the odds it's lands on heads that second time though?

It just doesn’t make sense. Lagunitas, however, has at least brought the price per unit close to reasonable. A bomber of their terrific imperial stout for $4-$5 is on the mark and the same for Hop Stoopid.

+1 for the reference, but it was Tupac.

Inglewood and the city of LA are trying really hard to revitalize the area. The Forum was remodeled and re-opened last year and has been hosting some really awesome shows and events, this stadium is going to be the next step.

It’s like Dr. Dre said in “California Love” “Inglewood! Inglewood always up to the latest cutting edge in economic investment and urban revitalization!”

I would have just assumed he got a ride from his father’s coattails, per usual.

I’m going to try really hard to keep this short. 1995. I’m 25, broke, work grueling hours at an ad agency. 5:00, guy in the media department gives me 2 tickets to a Rangers game. Sure why not.

“Shit, I got all that stuff and a dart board in my basement.”

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

Hi Dirk!

They should have just killed two birds with one stone on that call. “Hey Lovie... you’re fired, sorry about that. Now, we’d like to quickly do a 20 minute phone screener for our newly opened Head Coaching position.”

Yes the team that has hired 3 African American head coaches and fired Schiano as well after 2 seasons of embarrassing football fired Lovie because of a racist short leash. Ok.

Whatever comes of this, whether it’s absolutely nothing or a federal perjury conviction, rock bottom for Jeter has to be the upcoming phone call from an eager A-Rod offering advice.

The solution to disproportionate responses by the government to persons of color is not to call for disproportionate responses by the government to white people. It’s to stop disproportionate responses against persons of color.

Whiskey Rebellion Part 2: Redneck Boogaloo

The bigger joke is “productition.”

Jaws: “Back to film room!”