And he's like, oh boy the drugs are wearing off. Where am I

NOPE.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL X INFINITY INTO FOREVER

Kim has only one expression these days, and it’s the “I can’t smile or my face will crack” look.

Did you actually watch her interview with (I think) hot 97? She is not unintelligent at all, and spoke on some truths that the ever-growing crowd of New Blacks profit from pretending are not real. You may not agree with or even get what she's talking about, but she is not dumb.

Her eyebrows are a Michelangelo

is Rob saying Kim will kill NPH???

the expression on his face is violence inducing. he's like that uncle who's telling you about how you need to study harder whilst copping a feel off of you

sigh its ok bb

points at own eyes with two fingers, then points same fingers at you, a gesture indicating we are both on the same page.

I would not be surprised AT ALL if Khloe has already tried super hard to get Kanye and Scott to kiss, and Scott was totally down, but Kanye was SUPER uncomfortable. There's like a 65% chance this has already happened.

Oh my god I want Scott/Kanye to happen now SO MUCH.

"Jennifer Aniston: 80, alone, and PREGNANT WITH TWINS - 'she's overjoyed, calls it her "little miracle"' says source - Jealous Angie plans to adopt 4 children in response"

I'm passionate about this

Thank you for the gif, it means a lot to me.

OMG THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. my fave Maher quote: "The only person who got fired over 9/11 was me." He got canned from his ABC show "Politically Incorrect" for saying on the air that, whatever else you wanted to say about the 19 hijackers, they were not cowards.

Face of a future pathological liar

THIS BABY LOOKS LIKE IT KNOWS TOO MUCH.

i absolutely approve my last words or suicide note for a tshirt, but just know i am going to be a total cunt about both so you look like a complete tool in your shirt.