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Oh great, so I am going to be this neurotic, introverted, disagreeable loser forever. Thanks a lot, Tracy.

SHIT

Wait a minute. If Jennifer Aniston is at 20% Theron in this movie, but looks like "a regular-ass person," does that mean that us regulars are 20% Monster?

Seriously, I'm so fucking sick that dynamic. And it happens almost ubiquitously.

Really? I love it. Keep on keepin on Jia!

She crazy, don't listen to her Jia. The way you write gives me all kinds of giggles. ALL KINDS.

My friend and I got her mom out of a ticket once in high school by hysterically shrieking that we had to pee and it was an EMERGENCY and OMG did he expect us to go on the highway median with all those cars and no shrubbery or ANYTHING to hide behind, and I may have squeezed out a tear and jammed my fists into my…

My ex drank ....castor oil? to induce pregnancy but instead it just gave her.....uncontrollable diarrhea. The cop pulled us over she got out and ran at the cop yelling I HAVE TO POOP.

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Sometimes I dream about the day when I'll think "Wow, I haven't heard about that Kardashian family in awhile." Sort of like I think about Paris Hilton ever so often and then think how glad I am I don't have to read about her. To be clear, I understand I don't HAVE to read about anyone.

Next time a woman is sexually assaulting you, go for it.

It would be an amazing diet aid if you could project it onto the front of your freezer...

Aw, but she is 28. Not really a crazy age range. Us petite and round-faced gals can't help that we look young — and I'm shorter than some 10 year olds, embarrassingly enough. I would still hope people don't associate me with being a child.

His nose fits in her mouth perfectly. They are meant for each other.

I can do that! I agree that it is a bit much. It's all a bit much for my teeny, tiny brain. Also everyone keep in mind that Midweek Madness four weeks ago was the first time I had read a tabloid in six years sooooo I'm just barely getting my head around it

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But I really want Aunt Bernice and Jen Esposito to have a zany 70s web series where they just either crash parties or solve the mystery of the week, scooby doo style.

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