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What’s keeping me from shitting all over this dealership?

Depends.

“Dunder Mifflin Chevrolet, may I help you?”

I think if your form is good you're not allowed to call it Cross Fit anymore.

Leave it to Trump to turn the nation’s foremost disease expert into Kif from Futurama.

White supremacists convinced the world it’s a white power symbol.

This is the first time Melania has been positive around Trump in a long long time.

I guess Alaska is the right place to find a snowflake. White and melts easily.

What self respecting coal roller had a truck that can fit in a garage?

No room in the garage for a vehicle.

“What’s Something In Your Garage That Might Be A Relationship Red Flag?”

His stage name wasn’t Eddie Creative Commons...

No repercussions? So he can only play the drums one time?

You can pretty much stuff that much coke in the new BMWs 4 series nostrils.

I hate add-on fees.  Either put it in the price or don’t charge it.  Don’t deceive me and put it in at the end when I can’t decide one way or another if I want to pay the new price.

This new format of not scrolling but instead clicking next is stupid.  I click next but then still have to scroll to see two paragraphs.  What’s wrong with scroll format??

Only 1 thing left to do now Jason... HAYABUSA MOTOR!!!

Jason, this is why Elon is freaking out

Send in our #1 guy on the matter: Pence.

Did you plan on buying a used Mercedes F1 car before this?

TL;DR, I’ll let this guy explain: