It is  not a flamethrower, it’s a door key!

“the “mandate” portion is starting to rub me the wrong way.”

Can we just please be done with mask mandates?

No, no, the real reason you don't want the airbag to deploy is that it will show up on the Carfax and kill the resale value. 

This is all I could thin of when she claimed her 6 year old Audi was brand new.

Yup. I was a witness to an accident where a car hit a stopped car which then hit the car in front. The poor girl in the middle car was shaken up and stupidly said, “I don’t know what happened.” The asshat in the third car then had the balls to sue her, claiming she had caused the accident by hitting the first car and…

“Would you like a slide show?” - Gizmodo

I’m imagining a little court-ordered smoke stack on his bike that’s constantly spewing black soot in his face.

3) He has to constantly get coal-rolled upon whilst riding said bicycle

This kid needs a baseball bat to the knees.

“No.” - Wealthy people with connections

If you’re old enough/judged responsible enough to drive a vehicle on public roads, you’re old enough/responsible enough to face adult charges for vehicular crimes.

I was once forced to take shelter from a tornado .under an overpass on the KS turnpike. Back then (before cellphone warnings), it was possible to get caught by surprise like that. I was driving a semi, lightly loaded, and the tornado was heading towards me from the side. Most of the 4-wheelers on the highway that day…

“As Matt Alt, translator and author of , points out...”

If this ends up where you can pick different eras with different assassins, areas are added to support a story, and still single player, I can be ok with that. But if this ends up trying to be something like Destiny where there’s lobbies of people running around and you join each other on missions....I don’t think I…

This has to do with cars because...they used a Penske truck? You’re not even trying on this one.

If anything this might just be the signal EA needs to kill Titanfall 1 entirely.

If this door were real and in a public place, it would quickly become the leading cause of death in that area. People would watch other people touch the door and die, and still be like, “Yeah, but I mean, it doesn’t really kill you, right? I’m gonna just touch it a little.”

Meanwhile, a judge has ordered Le-Nguyen not to return home

Like the douchebags who bought up all the TP and hand sanitizer at the beginning of the pandemic and are stuck with them now. That truly warms my cold cold heart.