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“So de white man throw down de load and tell de nigger man tuh pick it up. He pick it up because he have to, but he don’t tote it. He hand it to his womenfolks. De nigger woman is de mule uh de world so fur as Ah can see.”-Their Eyes Were Watching God.

Steve Harvey, you can’t get away with mistreating black folks the way you do. Just who do you think you are, R. Kelly?

Stephen A. is Steve Harvey with a fucked up hairline. People think he’s more than that because he’s constantly yelling $5 words at them on TV, but dude is just a bit more advanced in his coonery. Whether it’s Janay Rice needing to figure out a way to not get knocked out by her fiance or J.R. Smith needing to change up

Can we finally talk about the man problem? I mean, literally every other pattern of behavior exhibited by one group of vaguely similar people in our society is over-analyzed and pathologized (except white people, of course). So why don’t we have a serious conversation about masculinity and maleness, and the ongoing

Very well written, probably not the easiest thing to write either.

Wow, I’m sorry you experienced that. I’m glad you were able to evolve beyond that kind of ‘parenting’.

Black People are not allowed to have a bad day/moment, ever.

“Aight” should have been higher on the list. Especially the “aight” with no eye contact. Related: Whenever I hear “aight” I picture Wee-Bey.

“You got me effed up”/ “What you not gon do” is accurate, but you should probably addend that when either is accented with a claps, things really just got to a nuclear level.

“...you know what, fuckit...”

“Boy look here...” didn’t make the list huh?

The “Please Don’t Let Them Be Black” prayers didn’t work, this time. Oh well, rot in jail, asshole.

Go up to man with stick. Claim you’re scared of stick. Kill man. Enjoy paid vacation. Claim murdered man was “no angel”. Collect extra overtime quelling the protests after you’re cleared of any wrong doing.

I’m writing about it next month. ;)

Black women are always at the forefront of everything Black and take all of the beatings and then have to come to their homes and worry about Black men harming them as well. It’s a damn shame and us Black men can’t help elevate the Black community without elevating Black women and LGBT people.

Why is talking about the reality of what Black women face anti-Black male? We are always told we’re being divisive when we talk about what’s going on. It’s a great way to silence us and nothing has to change. This has nothing to do with white people and what they want.

Omg this article is fucking perfect.

How do white people who don’t see color know they have a black friend?

Michael, you have inspired me to start a band named“Surprise Dick Game.” Your tickets to our shows will always been comped.