You know, back when Notre Dame meant something, they would have demanded a national championship before they covered for a coach killing a student. 

This is probably just God’s way of reminding us that Brian Kelly sent a kid up on a scissor lift in 50 mph winds and got him killed.

My daughter had a soccer game on Memorial Day weekend this year. And the league passed out stickers to all veterans and active military. My dad asked if first responders counted and then took a sticker for himself. My dad is a 66-year old engineer that weighs 400 pounds. When I asked him why he considered himself a…

That guy is 1 million times better at Twitter than Rovel. 

The best part about the Buffalo win is that it increases the odds of seeing Pissy Selection Sunday Jim Boeheim complain about 18-14 Syracuse getting left out of the tournament.

Thanks for this Lauren. This site needs more CBB especially since it seems that Nick Martin’s talents have taken him to Splinter full-time (is that accurate or do you know if he’ll do an occasional Deadspin guest appearance?)

Together, the foundation spent $42,000 on them. According to the foundation’s most recent tax filings, the items now have a combined value of of $975.

Just look at all these assholes. A room full of people without a redeeming quality among them.

To be fair, asking “Why would anyone choose to be a conservative?” is a VERY good question. 

I bet the strip clubs in Manchester fucking suck, too. No one wants some chav named Becks when you can have Atlanta’s finest.

It’s just adorable when MLS fans think MLS is important.

This will never get old.

Wasn’t this the dude who called hookers from his work phone?

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

?? I hrdly know her!!

“This is the day we have prepared for. Remember your training, do not get too close, keep the butter burgers coming and do not look him in the eye. May god have mercy on us all”

If a child shows a clear preference for right/left handedness but a parent forces them to change because of the parents athletic dreams then that is abuse.  End of story.

1. Beat your kid.

I’m more interested what he thinks about the cops that worship the Punisher and put his logo on their cop cars. That’s the most horrifying one for me.