This has all been like an extended episode of Law & Order: SVU. Go get ‘em, Olivia!

At least his hair is still OK. That’s what is important. 

When your coach is doing the surrender cobra, you might as well just give up. 

How did Wisconsin get overrun by these alr-right nutjobs? I know there is more to it, but it appears to have happened suddenly within the last decade, led by expelled Marquette cheater Scott Walker. 

+1 Tapes in the shredder

Junior 

Or at least given an extra week suspension. 

Hey, some of us in the greys try hard not to be there. But it never happens.

Ooo, don’t put too much weight on that.

He has a temporary pass because of this:

Well now what the hell am I supposed to do until the Quick Lane Bowl starts? Man! 

Talk about showing off and making your friends jealous. All the blokes would want that selfsuck skill. 

This was taken today in a room off of his office:

“stoolsalesguy”  Obviously he sells shit. 

Nothing says “I’m not a bitch” like acting like a total bitch.

Trying to steal my bit. 

And she’s gone. I guess her whole life isn’t worth more than 90 minutes. 

Next time we see this coach, he will be making appearances for Trump, right after Bobby Knight.