Grayson is looking grey around the temples. Of course he is about 42 years old by now, isn’t he?

He won by default after it was discovered the entire rest of the team did not finish their court ordered community service.  

I see that people have learned nothing from Penn State. #JoePaWasFramed #IzzoKnowsNothing

You’ve just been looking at Trump’s thumbs for too long.

Maybe this trophy should be for the more repulsive school? I really don’t know which is more deserving at this point.

Did you call Merrit Paulson “she”?

They should show that on platforms while you are waiting, and on trains while riding. Might cure a few idiots. We could certainly use a few less of those in the world.

no. I support Christ and following him and that’s what I support.

This is satire I hope. 

Oh, was that on tonight? I lost interest when two teams from the weak $EC were selected.

So can anyone explain how the $EC got all of the New Year’s Day bowls, including 2 playoff spots? This is going to be the first time in decades (literally) I am watching no football on NYD.

But as we have seen, once you are too successful, the Democratic Party, Inc. will do everything they can to shut you down and keep the neoliberalism nightmare alive.

Darth Hipster is definitely the most annoying part of the new trilogy. Horribly miscast.

Zing! (But you are not wrong in your sarcasm)

Just when you think hipsterism is dead, a list like this shows up. I suppose you have to listen to all of these on vinyl to get the true sound. 

I wonder if the pain from the ball racking even had time to register by the time he splatted at the bottom. 

Once a grifter, always a grifter. I wonder how many times he has scorned someone else for not taking “personal responsibility” for their actions. He is a useless human being.

Well, he did sexually assault himself during that Kansas game. 

If a girl asks to be taken off the website, we take her off the website.

Not as good as Becky’s.