A speck of light in all of the gloom. 

What about East Germany? Wait, what year is this.....

Just another Saturday in the South. Real ‘merica.

Just think of how much fuel they saved by leaving him at the stadium. 

leaving a Wisconsin team that had been to three straight Rose Bowls, for the SEC.

And Walmart and the horrible Sam Walton heirs.

Next up, his gold-digging, pole dancer wife dumps his fat ass too. 

Baker Mayfield hits TCU player in the head with pass during warmups

Michael Fay - an example of affluenza before social media raised awareness.

Are those little moppets the ones he was grabbing his dick and yelling “fuck you” at? Roy Moore approves! 

but you write off a huge chunk of the donated portion, cutting the effective cost by roughly half

You mean a “blame it on Purdue thing”. That insanity should have gotten him yet another nomination in this category.

You know how some men just give off slimeball vibes, that turn out to be correct. Think Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, etc. This guy had always creeped me out that way.

You’d think he went to Duke and not Miami.

Damn, scrolling backwards on the moment where orange shirt/poodle hair gets literally knocked off his feet and pops right back up makes it even more amazing.

Does everybody at Miami have poodle hair?

Tebow’s back??!!!???!!???

+1 Santa snowball.

Nope, just mental illness. Oh wait, he’s not white, you were correct. Carry on.

I thought the term “streaker” died out in the 70s.