Asked to comment on the tampered with witness statements, the chief prosecutor said, “We won’t get fooled again.”

For perspective’s sake, this is what he looks like next to a group of NFL players. He’s the one in the white polo shirt white guy.

Fuck yeah

Pulisic is the first US soccer player that actually makes me think we might win a World Cup in my lifetime

Clearly this happened last year because anyone watching Russell this year knows he can’t hit a thing.

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With that route running precision it’s a wonder why he didn’t choose football

The passive-aggressive omission of a disclaimer tells me that somebody’s mad they haven’t received a used-footwear bribe of their own. Who are you angling for, Patrick? Scott Podsednik? Joe Crede? John Danks?

I’m not surprised. He can’t protect the shotgun on the field so why would anyone expect him to do it off the field?

April 29th: And here he is, sitting on a couch while watching the second round of the playoffs, yet somehow reaching into the kitchen fridge for a cold mineral water.

I’ll tell you what the fuck is happening. The Bulls, who have the 2nd shittiest front office and the worst coach in the entire league, slid into the playoffs because the Nets decided to just give it to us, and God, that sick son of a bitch, is enacting his will to make the Bulls look like a competent team. All it’s…

Strategic tanking! Jordan would never do that...

Man does good thing. Blog that agrees with his conclusions mocks him anyways.

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?

As a Cubs fan I immediately demand that Schwarber knock this the hell off. The man hits like Babe Ruth. He could play left field in a lawn chair for all I care.

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

Credentialed! Well, that clears Deadspin.

Can’t wait to see pix of how he parks it.

If being in the NJ top 20 high school basketball programs isn’t worth kidnapping some immigrant kids, then you obviously don’t want it enough.

Meanwhile, a 40 year old Tim Duncan interrupted his pick-up game at the Y to explain the importance of asset divestiture before running for office.