C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

I got yelled at by some dipshit commenter last week when I said that Heyward has probably saved 3 runs from happening in the postseason so far. I am now Internet Smug in my rightness

The last Grand Slam to silence so many in Cleveland was a case of botulism at Denny’s.

So, again, he used a tax strategy that is (was) legal. To pay less taxes.

It’s actually somewhat surprising Gawker staffers are scolding people for evading taxes, given Nick Denton’s offshore funds

Speaking for absolutely all white people - after a rough year (trump etc.) I’m really glad to hear we got this going for us.

Reminds me of trying to get through what seemed like the 760 episodes of True Detective 2.

*Sigh*

First you have to get past the ropes.

Hair? He’s got him there, you have to admit.

72 million.

+1 Dead Platinum Recording Artist

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

Best. Soccer game. Ever.

Now you’re relegated to going through the mental gymnastics of being a Lions fan.

As a Lions fan, I’m SO GLAD I don’t have to go through the mental gymnastics of defending this guy anymore. Holy shit!

Canada is the Titans of nations. You forget they exist for three months at a time.

I bet he’s wearing Reebok Pumps that are inflated WAY over the allowed limit. Typical Patriot cheating.