AH GOD NO SPIDERBEARS! SPIDERBEARS!!

Then I hope he's treated poorly by his doctors and nurses next time he's in the hospital.

> the hate it got.

Scared cows make awful hamburgers as the panic hormones ruin the flavor.

Who is this? Somebody ought to jump him in the parking lot.

Haven't read any of the new series yet. It sounds like she's developed rage issues after the events of Civil War 2 now?

Not to mention Noh-Varr…

They're members of the Troubleshooters, a secret government task force from Ellis' remake of the New Universe line.

Oh yeah - I think he started being a Hulk after everyone else got depowered. I think after Banner was killed too?

The Department of Transportation's really cheesed off about the whole thing.

The military figured out a way to Hulk someone for an hour a day. Ross is in jail, I think, after Banner de-hulked everyone who wasn't him or Jen.

Buttered ermals!

My apprenticeship with a razor-boomerang maker is done in a couple of weeks!

He's got the fire and the fury
At his command
Well you don't have to worry
If you hold on to Jesus' hand
We'll all be safe from Satan
When the thunder rolls
Just gotta help me keep the devil
Way down in the hole

Most were introduced in Ewing's previous New Avengers and Hickman's Avengers works before that.

Then for pete's sake don't read the last issue of Ewing's Ultimates2

Well then he's just going to end up chewing off a homeless dude's face.

I'm planning on doing nothing but verbally abusing people in poorly translated spanish.

Hahahaha it's actually the whistling that's the worst part.

I know there's "massagonist" which is someone who hates giving backrubs to women.