The weird part is the 800 square foot apartment that I bought for twenty-five grand 22 years ago didn’t come with a complimentary land-barron top hat. Fuck you! And fuck the two shitwads that recommended you asshole post!

Really, that’s your takeaway from this? A guy is A). sad about the deaths of innocent people and B). concerned for the safety of someone he cares about and you attack him for owning a house? The Kinjadammerung has truly brought out the assholes here.

“Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose... it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother Kinja.”

Wait a minute, if you rearrange the letters of Caitlin Rosberg it spells “James T. Kinja,” the founder of Kinja.com!

Was it Ernie?