The weird part is the 800 square foot apartment that I bought for twenty-five grand 22 years ago didn’t come with a complimentary land-barron top hat. Fuck you! And fuck the two shitwads that recommended you asshole post!

Really, that’s your takeaway from this? A guy is A). sad about the deaths of innocent people and B). concerned for the safety of someone he cares about and you attack him for owning a house? The Kinjadammerung has truly brought out the assholes here.

Short Round, mentored by aging Jones, trying to save some magic Chinese artifact from destruction during the cultural revolution is such an obvious direction for a sequel and it drives me crazy that it will never happen

They already had a good successor, having Short Round evolve to take Indy’s position would have been nice development that would made him more thean a rather unfortunate Asian comedic sidekick.

“Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose... it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother Kinja.”

The AV Club had a community where the articles were often considered secondary to the comments. Kinja becomes functionally impossible to have a long conversation on because the lack of nested comments and the weird comment system mean that it becomes impossible pretty quickly to figure out what comment is responding…

I would say keep Cavill but actually give him a good script. He’s good at doing the switch-up between Clark and Superman.

Wait a minute, if you rearrange the letters of Caitlin Rosberg it spells “James T. Kinja,” the founder of Kinja.com!

Was it Ernie?

An Inhumans series should have been Marvel’s first full on comedy.

“They’re all good dogs Blackagar”

Dear Daredevil showrunners

Well, exactly. That’s not a bad thing. It’s not like you couldn’t make Q on a TV budget or anything.

It’s probably just 38 minutes of Moriarty rambling at the camera, plus five minutes of lizard action.

Sources close to Walsh have told the newspaper that the actor has accepted the role to slot in among his various hosting commitments with rival UK channel ITV.

Wait, we could be getting a weekly Q: The Winged Serpent? There’s no way that we could be so lucky.