@R!1$$

Wouldn't it be "What is your mother's maiden name, Jennifer Lawrence's boyfriend"?

I was asking for a friend….from China….you don't know them….

…what company is this again?

And dollar sign instead of S!

This stuff can turn your urine black!

Outrage fatigue as a valid political strategy.

Priebus is clearly Porcupine Pete.

The way they went about trying to beat him was stupid also.

Or the greatest 'aberration' of all - a guy from the future going back in time to murder somebody's mom.

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It's also for seeing how fast you're speeding at the time you crash and kill some innocent people. Using your phone, that is.

the guy from the chinese take-out place usually brings them.

Well now we're going to be expecting it, so…

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inorite? i can just crush up a couple of vicodin, mix'em into the sleepytime tea, and rub one out with a norah jones album on the background and never have to leave my house

the fuck is this shit

Watched a couple of episodes of that on Youtube, and aside from the terrible title it's a pretty good show. Sort of like Midsomer Murders but on the Moon and space stations.

The best thing about that show, aside from a young Idris Elba as a pizza delivery astronaut, was the desk sergeant with a big alien head who spoke with the archetypal Oirish accent of a beat cop.

How about the necklace of ears he kept in his footlocker?