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"Strewth!"

"ironman" in this context means they all need electromagnets to keep their hearts going.

> then chug a six-pack of beer

Ironically a Sand Witch is neither a witch, nor is it made of sand.

Jesus godalmighty.

> their combined Evangelical efforts have thus far defeated him

::the ref is distracted as Reuters spits deadly green mist into the eyes of Sarah Huckabee Sanders!::

::PBS Newshour lifts the ring apron and reaches under to pull out a kendo stick::

Actually, that werewolf was a polio carrier, so…nevermind…

Werewolves did!

No, more than likely they'll be filling the new prisons that will be built.

Followed by Spider-Man: I Hate Mondays

::Hellboy strikes jukebox to start it, accidentally smashes it to pieces with his stone hand::

The Hellboy with the Golden Arm was an out-of-continuity one-shot about a demon king jazz musician's struggle with heroin.

"Is that a monkey?"

It's not even *good* gentrification! No new businesses, no new jobs - just poorly constructed undergraduate ghettoes running off of federally-subsidized student loans. I'm pretty sure most are the same company too.

"It's been revoked!"

Movers are coming tomorrow. Everything I own is in about 30 or so boxes. Except the tv obviously.

Damn you, sir

Most surgeons are psychopaths anyway. We're all just interchangeable pieces of meat to them.