I've seen the cat in my house start getting sick while sitting on a bookshelf or a stack of dvds, then hop down so she can puke on the carpet.

Ist das nicht ein pair of pants?

> …Andy Dick…He gets shot…

That's a good choice, actually.

Cracked Pepper, Maple Glazed, or Hickory Smoked Emma Stone?

Kevin's Right Behind Us, Isn't He?

What?

She was silently thinking "Uterus would've been funnier."

> shooting

Then I really hope a plane crashes into that particular theatre!

If social media had been around for the golden age of soap operas, there'd have been this same type of tumblr/twitter shit with death threats, doxxing and other obsessive fan garbage.

On the first episode of the season, a complete stranger walks in and kisses Chyler Leigh, accompanied by a off-camera baritone voice saying "The role of Maggie Sawyer will now be played by" whoever she is.

In terms of bilateral symmetry and an internal skeleton, yes.

Was this your first day on twitter?

Well, not everyone wants to live in Vancouver?

$ should be the Urich show. I remember the T-Bird and the Landers sister.

Isn't he also the pro-dogfighting guy?

What a turd.

He'll be given a cup of coffee and sat down with a blanket while he waits for someone to pick him up?

some dudes literally hate women.