Not only that, but he's part of the Fourth World mythology, which makes me wonder why Grant Morrison or Walt Simonson never used him!

They can, but they've drowned. Because of the screen door in their submarine.

How does he do science now with his giant green fingers?

Mig-O's!

"I'm retarded?"

> Jameela Jamil

How the hell are they going to pull off Carrington- and Colby-level opulence and splendor on a gotdang CW budget?

Also! Isaac Florentine would be a great choice, but Scott Adkins was wasted in Doctor Strange. He would have been a great Maximillian Zaran.

Why the hell wasn't it The Man with the 2 Iron Fists?

That's what Walmart did in the 80s too if I remember. Fill a rural county with Walmarts until all the mom&pop groceries, hardware stores, etc went out of business and then close all but one central Walmart.

Does Tomie show up in the last 5 minutes, setting a sequel?

> lost his teeth in addition to his hair.

Up next — travel bans for Montenegro! Cause…you know…

> Massarati and the Brain

I just realized i've watched the entirety of Black Sails three times now in the past two years.

The judoka would be 'chickenshit' if he was afraid of getting his ass kicked by a Jewish guy.

Well, if you get enough minorities, women and LGBT folks arming themselves and using phrases like "bulwark against tyranny" and "right to defense" then - then some Republicans might start shouting 'Common sense gun reform' and probably get that asshole LaPierre on board.

Ah, that's so much simpler than what I thought!

So has anyone else noticed the ban does not extend to Saudi Arabia or Pakistan?

Then who the fuck are the Breen going to be? Coming out of nowhere, completely unexpected allies to Trump?