Or when an entire group of children are decapitated in their sleep. I mean, hopefully in their sleep - we didn't see it happen, thank god.

Third episode is the first real OH SHIT. There's another OH SHIT the next episode as well that ties into it.

Buried alive though, right?

I'm still looking for Juggernaut Onan Goopta's classic works, "How To Manipulate People By Your Apparent Friendliness" and "How to Overcome Your Fears By Making Others Fear You."

"No, you've reached Fiji!"

I thought "Unforgettable" was the movie where Ray Liotta injected himself with pieces of his dead wife's brain so he could track down her killer using her memories?

All I've wanted out of life is a modest post-war bungalow…or at least the scratch to have a reasonable facsimile constructed to earthquake or hurricane code.

Are you sure it wasn't an eyewash station?

Don't forget that one guy in Arkansas' "suicide by decapitation" according to the then-state's medical examiner!

Try it with a cedar plank!

And Nixon pushed health care reform that today's Republicans would have labeled socialized medicine. Good job shooting it down, Ted Kennedy!

Our town's met at a Perkins. Which somehow became an IHOP over the course of a week.

Wait - there's a third Amell?

Just in case, he should start sending them to her.

There's another one where he describes his diarrhea as "hot snakes" and Offerman just goes full Harvey Korman.

> Glühwein

No, no - It's pronounced "Chumley"

And yet somehow - we still had energy for those 8 years! Checkmate, liebruls!

In the follow-up series bridging the two, her character ends up an drug-addicted, homeless skateboarder and aggressive panhandler in San Diego.

He also had five kidneys, and three hearts. The doctors didn't want to give them to him, but he overpowered them.