That's also Jennifer Connelly of Some Girls, where Patrick Dempsey briefly motorboats her.

Wait….plus 7?

> everyone got huffy at Barry Allen for changing the timeline

YAY The only good news I may hear today!!

"Peruvian Indians catch crabs in Lake Titicaca."

It sounds like the title of an early 00s post-rock album - and works as a album cover for one too!

Scott Blacula!

How jealous must Seagal be at how JCVD can see his own shoes, or scratch his back with his hands?

Can I get a framed print of The Volunteer Minister Enjoys The Fruits Of His Training?

> Black Siren traveled to Earth-1

You can hypnotize them by rubbing them between the eyes. They can even survive getting their heads chopped off - https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

I keep forgetting Liam Neeson's in it! Like, right now I remember - but in a few months or years when I'm flipping channels and go "Oh hey, Krull is on." I will have forgotten again! What devilry is this?

"Those machines that are stealing jobs are being built in Mexico!"

> She should be ensconced in the vernacular

I think the 'Drax self-castration' scene will go down in film history as one of the all-time great self-castration scenes!

Was your mom pouring herself two fingers of bourbon when she said that? It's pretty awesome.

Yeah, but people are hairless, shrieking apes prone to murder, rape, and arson. Nuttin cute about that.

I actually didn't like Lucy Liu at all until Watson.

The A-Team is legitimately fun, but I put that down mostly to the cast. I'd even enjoy a sequel, provided they could somehow bring back Patrick Wilson and Brian Bloom's characters.

Or Kersey's family being raped and murdered for 90 minutes, with the actual vigilante-ing taking up the last ten.