When they fill the infield with water?

Remember, when someone can use the r-word and still have the moral highground against you.... you are truly an asshole (or taking an asshole position).

When a stoppable force meets a moveable object.

It floats! Burn it!

Ferries are magic!

The moment during which you are being stabbed in the face seven times is definitely a moment worthy of killing the stabber.

Defensive coordinator: Focus on Julio this week guys, we need to keep him in check, can’t shoot ourselves in the foot.

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

Some facts for those that are unaware of kitesurfing stuff:

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

Or, you can put a pizza stone on your BBQ.

Or, you can put a pizza stone on your BBQ.

i just love that he looks genuinely put out by their audacity... like he was just waiting for a cab on the sidewalk and these hooligans were roughhousing too close by

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

and yet frozen in the center

Be reasonable man. You only get ejected for doing serious things twice. Like jumping up and down near an opponent after your team scores.

his meal-in-a-dough-pouch must be cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 165 degrees Fahrenheit.

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

[scribble notes furiously]

If CBD isn’t legal, it’s because of a very good reason. They have billions of dollars less than pharma companies.