I believe the letters “F-A-T-A-L-I-T-Y” will appear over you and the victim in some sort of dripping blood font.

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

I’ve said this before, but check your credit reports often and NEVER talk to someone who has CALLED YOU.

The pitch was high and outside, as was he.

Southerner here. We’ve always said put that up. I thought the commenters were making a joke about it being code for the first 5 replys

Must be a regional thing. I grew up with parents that said stuff like, “Put that car up. It’s time for bed.”

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

“He must complete a series of tasks with increasing levels of physical exertion, and he must be determined to be symptom free after each task.”

Many of us "cultured" Southerners prefer to pronounce it, "Shev-a-lay."

“But I have a feeling it’s far more likely that somebody went a little too wild with their impact gun and over-torqued the lug nuts holding the wheel on the car to the point of breakage”. You give them too much credit. My first thought was they just never put them back on in the first place, knowing some of the things…

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

My favorite thing about 2016 so far: both Tiger and Kobe realizing their careers are over and now trying to be jovial, good-natured dudes after being miserable pricks throughout their entire professional careers.

“our line is made of wet toilet paper”

“because our line is made of wet toilet paper”

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

my time with my mother would then consist entirely of the first half of sentences. ;) But I agree, repeating entire sentences (or, gawd help me, paragraphs) is exhausting. At one point, between deaf mum, selectively deaf DS and deaf SO, I was going mental saying everything at least twice, all day, every day. What a…

Doc really wanted that And .4

Oh, this is about exercise and not compressing my actual misery.

Why are we surprised that cyclepaths are killing people? That’s what they do. Haven’t you watched any of those Hannibal shows?

Two Brazilian cyclists died? That’s horrible. How many is a Brazilian anyway?