They certainly don’t represent the entire state...but they do pretty accurately represent the teenagers of Greenbrier.

“2 outs, bottom of the 9th in young Scotty’s life”

Another vote for Google Wallet, which doesn’t even receive an honorable mention. Free to use, free to transfer, add multiple bank accounts to transfer in and out of, and sending money to someone is instant (and can be instantly used via their Google Wallet card). To me, all of these combined beats anything…

I would suggest the daughter’s blood...since it was her fault.

But seriously fuck coal rollers, preferably with a rail spike covered in pissed off fire ants.

Found on ebay:

2015 USAF Ghostrider Gunship
One of a kind
Babied...never tracked or raced...never wintered.
New wings and recently replaced OEM flight crew buckets.
$50 million OBO.
No tire kickers, no mavericks.

To be fair, that was easily the most offensive thing she’s ever seen at a Titans game.

iGrill 2. Pricy and worth every penny.

iGrill 2. Pricy and worth every penny.

Thermapen Classic (or really any of the Thermapens). Bar none the best thermometer for cooking I have ever bought — accept no substitutes.

Thermapen Classic (or really any of the Thermapens). Bar none the best thermometer for cooking I have ever bought —…

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

I used to think Apple fans were silly for buying into a mindset like that. Then I bought a motorcycle.

Not necessarily. If you’re and Apple user want a nice, cheap, efficient streaming device you don’t have to stick with Apple TV.

“You’re not ‘old’ enough to get that call Cam. I’d give that call to an ‘old’ quarterback like Peyton Manning or Tom Brady or Andrew Luck or Ryan Tannehill or Nick Foles or Johnny Manziel, or Flacco, or Julian Edelman if they call his number for a passing play, but never to a ‘young’ guy like you or Michael Vick or…

Women be shopping.

I was a HS kicker for a near state champion team in California.

I held kicks in high school. One day while practicing PATs, our kicker booted the ball as hard as he could, just to see how far it would go. He didn’t aim well, and the ball went straight - not straight up, but straight from the tee. The first object between it and eternity was the bent-over ass of our long snapper.…

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

Forgot to mention that, but yeah. Short period of time, so add them as soon as possible.