and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice.

He supports ethnic cleansing, he’s rabidly nationalist, he’s racist and anti-Semitic, he wants to shut down the free press in favor of a national news organ directed by the White House, and he used to run a website frequented by Nazis that promotes these ideas. Don’t know how you can miss these things?

Thanks. It was my ex who was pregnant with our child. She and I had to make joint decision to terminate. I wouldn’t wish that kind of pain on my worst enemy.

As somebody who had to terminate around 20 weeks due to fetal abnormalities inconsistent with life, FUCK YOU, ARKANSAS.

The race to the bottom continues. Come move to the west coast everyone. It’s great, we have weed and tacos.

So, you think Trump ordered them to do it?

Hey remember in history learning about how the cold war never erupted into wwiii bc a Soviet officer disobeyed direct orders?

Then fly the fucking presidential seal, not a campaign flag.

This is a whole new level of gif.

Goddam. This lady has all the balls in Washington.

There’s a difference between obeying your commanding officer and literally flying his flag. Instead of your country’s.

Bubba, when I took my oath of allegiance, I didn’t have to offer fealty to the President. But I did have to affirm this:

Oi, I grew up in Cali and not to burst your bubble, but those backwards, pig fucker (I say that because it’s happened in my town, several times), rednecks live in Cali too. I have some of them in my family . . . second cousins and such . . . but still. They’re ignorant, bigoted, and own a lot of guns. The type of ppl…

Not shade. It is a wicked burn!

For all the nice nice liberals wringing their hands about the battlefield of ideas... You can’t. They’re Nazis. They subscribe to an explicitly violent ideology. You don’t talk a Nazi into not killing people.

Or you know he could learn to BUTTON HIS DAMN JACKET.

But in an e-mail, he noted that this interpretation could be reductive. Genre and gaming motivation don’t explain gender breakdown with complete accuracy. 

This is really important, to remember that when we’re talking about genders in aggregate none of the information actually applies to the individual. This is…

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Goddam, I love the ratties. Look at their wee little hands.

Steve Harvey is a shameless, womanizing asshole who’s more than willing to join Carson, Ambrosia, and Dash as the “ideal black people” in Herr Drumpf’s world. They’re really vying for the “best house negro” award, which is really fitting in the case of Harvey and Carson allegedly wanting to fix the urban housing…