Stop with that bullshit about “this is how you get Donald elected”. He got elected due to tampering and a fucking stupid public. That’s it, the end. It wasn’t due to a “backlash” or due to too much “political correctness”. It was due to sheer fucking stupidity and blatant xenophobia.

Steve Harvey is a shameless, womanizing asshole who’s more than willing to join Carson, Ambrosia, and Dash as the “ideal black people” in Herr Drumpf’s world. They’re really vying for the “best house negro” award, which is really fitting in the case of Harvey and Carson allegedly wanting to fix the urban housing…

Fuck Steve Harvey and his holier-than-thou attitude since he found Jesus. He’s right up there with Omarosa and Stacey Dash as far as I’m concerned. If those three want to do any type of community outreach that helps black people then they need to collaborate with Mr. John Lewis. He helped break down walls held up by…

We’ll let you know if any of you guys ever turn out creative enough to do it without having it just be him eating watermelon and fried chicken.

Exceptionally weird to experience.

Obama isn’t a demagogic asshole who cynically uses the worst, most base impulses of people to propel him to power.

I consider myself a relatively intelligent person, but when I read some of the linked articles it makes me feel like an absolute moron.

Throw in a blu-ray of UHF and you’ve sold me.

I had a related thought. I know this will seem twisted and controversial, but hopefully I won’t totally botch explaining myself:

Oh, man, they SHOULD rename it after John Lewis. That man is truly incredible.

This may be the last time I ever say this, so here it goes. Please be quiet everyone, I get stage fright:

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

This is totally not my “silently judging you” face.

That’s why you now know it better as “canola oil.”

I know others have already pointed this out to you, but I don’t care: a commutation is not a pardon. Having your sentence commuted does not mean they are reversing the fact that you were found guilty.

Here’s what I think—not trying to “correct” you but just to draw out the conversation.

as a feminist liberal