I don’t feel bad for Ivanka. Not at all. I am embarrassed this guy threw a temper tantrum though.

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

I am batshit crazy about my dog, but your workmate is nuts.

It’s hard to express how much I am not exaggerating:

we do not “engage in an economic cost/benefit analysis to see whether the children receive medical treatment”

The last time anyone was this surprised by some shredded iceberg was April 15, 1912..

Ummm...we left the ocean billions of years ago. Clearly, we were never meant to return. Let’s just stay in our lane...

If soap damages the seasoning, the seasoning was failing already - probably from cooking too much acidic stuff without building seasoning in between. I do some sauces in my iron too - but I know if I simmer it too long I lose some seasoning and have to build it back up. This is inevitable. This is OK - another…

Unpopular opinion/statement:

Like this?

I see a business opportunity where we take the hassle out of buying firearms AND sex toys by making them accessible in one convenient location. We can call it ‘Cocks and Glocks’ TM, think of the franchising opportunities!

“Holiday Special”... Wow.. You are evil.....

My Grandpa was black and he grew up outside of Birmingham, AL. He would tell me stories about 16th st Baptist Church bombing, about how the Klan used to throw parades, how he would never stay out past 8 cause he was afraid of being lynched. He lived through what can only be described as a nightmare, but he thought it…

My grandfather actually died at the beginning of this 2016 after a long battle with Parkinson’s and dementia. He made that Nazi comment back in 2014 and was mainly referring to Ted Cruz and the Tea Parties. He had been warning us about neo-Nazi’s and fascism way way back in 2009 when the Obama Birther Truther movement…

Yeah, kids don’t just become Nazis on their own. There’s a tree that apple came from.

“How many times do I have to fight goddamn Nazi’s.”

ok. we can start doing that as soon as you can explain why women in real life dress this way. Some say they dress to attract men, more say they dress to compete with other women, then some say they just do it because it makes them feel confident. When I see lovely college coeds in the middle of winter in shorts and…

I’m the author for the comic actually. But I do travel through time, just linearly, at a rate of one minute per minute. Dreary answer, sorry.

Judge Judy : Do you have any other witnesses?