Pluto has The Ferryman, the river the Ferryman crosses, Captain America’s enemy, a dog that guards hell, and the night itself. What?

Pluto is THE most Metal of all the bodies in the solar system and I don’t mean by atomic content. Pluto is an ICE DWARF PLANET named after the GOD KING OF THE UNDERWORLD, and his entourage of five includes the frikin Ferryman of the River Styx.

Can a planet, dwarf or otherwise, be any more badass than that?

Even…

Trudeau boxes. He ain’t got a weak arm.

I give them my condolences and state that I hope their suffering is eternal.

(I’m a goth, they laugh.)

BYH.

Oh shit sorry about that!

HOLY CRAP THAT’S BEAUTIFUL

<<is a crazy cat lady

And elliptical orbits are the most stable!

Fun Fact! The biggest reason we can’t find Earth’s Trojans is because any surface on Earth pointed at the part of the sky where they would occupy is usually flooded by sunlight. We’ve literally found only one, so far.

Your honor, I am lightly struggling with deciding if this is shade and also a tuned definition of shade I can share with folks who really Don’t Get It:

Former CA Gov Schwartzenegger tweeted an article that reported the release of his tax returns. I don’t know how to link it here, but the entire tweet was simply a link…

in the constellation of Puppis

You can’t make me not pronounce it “puppies.”

A former coworker in Honolulu told me about how a centipede was pulled out of his ear as a child.

It’s okay to call them what they are.

It’s pronounced not-see.

For you. It’s all of the stars.

Yep that’s the moment I fell in love with her.

Rolling over like a good boy! Maybe he’ll get a belly rub and a squeaky toy!

She’s one of the few things I have to be proud of the city in which I currently reside. She’s a jewel!

We are Sparticus.

Shit this white USAnian old lady knows what they were referring too. GUNG HEE FAT CHOY!

I *still* think trolls from WoW are sexy.

Damn those tusks.