He’s coming to my city for a speech at some Jesus University. I wish I could afford a ticket just to heckle him.

Rudy failed to get as far into the race as Hillz has. What’s his excuse?

The vapesplosion victims also altered their batteries for more current to the coil (for those “sick clouds”). I patronize a “working class vape” store that caters to the “I’m trying to quit, not make a statement” crowd, and the expert there mentioned that bit, which is not normally reported since “vaping is bad mmkay?”

Preach. All I want is my nic-fix. I quit burning things for it 3 years ago as of Halloween this year.

I feed my cats 3x/day (8 cats, strict diet) and every SINGLE time there’s a nugget of food in it. Someone mentioned that, since I use a steel water dish (to avoid algae) the cats drop a kibble in there to see where the water is. So I put a blue and a yellow plastic ice cube in there so they could always see where the…

Well, look at it this way: if I donate part of my liver and a kidney to someone else, I don’t have any say over their life. Mitochondria are organelles in a cell, not the core of the cell itself. Not to mention, if the child is a boy, that’s the dead end for that mtDNA. Sperm have no mitochondria (which is why they…

**fans self**

What is it about the current North American executives this season? (Pena Nieto may be disliked, but dang.)

That’s funny, that was a pick-up line some creep used on me one time.

“You got a job? You FINE. How’d you like to take care of me? I want a woman who will take care of me.”

First time I drove south to Florida after getting my own motorcycle license (and having helmet-wearing hammered into my skull), about had a heart attack seeing people on bikes without helmets. It still scares the shit outta me.

I can’t see how the tribe’s request was unreasonable. Were it a Christian graveyard, that request would have been granted without question.

I get you. And Bugs Bunny was one of those masterfully written cartoons that were designed to work on both a child and adult level—the kids would miss the wink-wink references like that one.

Purposeful mispronunciations have deeper meaning. Calling some one a moron but saying “maroon” (which was a more common term back in the day as an alternative to saying the slur that rhymes with “bigger”) deepens the insult to, “You’re not just stupid, you’re African-American.”

So yes, Bugs Bunny (more precisely, his…

This is the reason why the word “maroon” used a la Bugs Bunny is a racial slur.

**points and nods vigorously**

The look on EPN’s face in that photo though....

It’s the kind of squick that summons the memory of knowing he wants to bang her. Ew.

I’m not entire sure he can spell TPP without prompting.

I hope he lives a long and miserable life full of regret, shame, and emptyness. Especially the emptiness. Of his bank account.

LOL my adoptive mother regretted the name I was born under, and when my adoption was final, my name was legally changed. (I never noticed the difference, I was an infant.)

Roger Ailes should wade directly into the sea.

I am not sure even the ocean wants to touch him.