He’s coming to my city for a speech at some Jesus University. I wish I could afford a ticket just to heckle him.

Rudy failed to get as far into the race as Hillz has. What’s his excuse?

The vapesplosion victims also altered their batteries for more current to the coil (for those “sick clouds”). I patronize a “working class vape” store that caters to the “I’m trying to quit, not make a statement” crowd, and the expert there mentioned that bit, which is not normally reported since “vaping is bad mmkay?”

Preach. All I want is my nic-fix. I quit burning things for it 3 years ago as of Halloween this year.

I feed my cats 3x/day (8 cats, strict diet) and every SINGLE time there’s a nugget of food in it. Someone mentioned that, since I use a steel water dish (to avoid algae) the cats drop a kibble in there to see where the water is. So I put a blue and a yellow plastic ice cube in there so they could always see where the…

Well, look at it this way: if I donate part of my liver and a kidney to someone else, I don’t have any say over their life. Mitochondria are organelles in a cell, not the core of the cell itself. Not to mention, if the child is a boy, that’s the dead end for that mtDNA. Sperm have no mitochondria (which is why they…

I read about that some years ago. I abhor the death penalty, but nitrogen asphyxiation seems comparatively humane. Not to mention environmentally sound. (Unlike the conventional gas chamber.)

**fans self**

What is it about the current North American executives this season? (Pena Nieto may be disliked, but dang.)

We have few coyotes around here in Montgomery (there are some, mostly near the outskirts where there’s wilderness, and I’ve seen one near those outskirts at night), but what makes me fear for my cats are the massive hawks we have. I love them, they’re beautiful and serve a great purpose, but I’m also glad my…

I have my furbabies on a restricted diet (because one of them refuses to go outside and now she’s fat). I’ve noticed that, since I feed them all right before I go to sleep, they come inside for the night or they will go hungry/have to hunt down a squirrel. (Squirrel control is one big reason I have the number I…

I can’t star this more than once. I wish I could.

I regret I have but one star to give to you.

That’s funny, that was a pick-up line some creep used on me one time.

“You got a job? You FINE. How’d you like to take care of me? I want a woman who will take care of me.”

First time I drove south to Florida after getting my own motorcycle license (and having helmet-wearing hammered into my skull), about had a heart attack seeing people on bikes without helmets. It still scares the shit outta me.

So....is he talking about establishing online sex chat with ISIS to defeat them?

I can’t see how the tribe’s request was unreasonable. Were it a Christian graveyard, that request would have been granted without question.

“It’s not important who broke into your house and stole your video equipment, what’s important was that your viewing habits were questionable. Identifying and capturing the thief is inconsequential, because KUWTK was on the DVR cassette the thief left on the lawn.”

This is what Putin was saying, essentially.

I get you. And Bugs Bunny was one of those masterfully written cartoons that were designed to work on both a child and adult level—the kids would miss the wink-wink references like that one.

Purposeful mispronunciations have deeper meaning. Calling some one a moron but saying “maroon” (which was a more common term back in the day as an alternative to saying the slur that rhymes with “bigger”) deepens the insult to, “You’re not just stupid, you’re African-American.”

So yes, Bugs Bunny (more precisely, his…

This is the reason why the word “maroon” used a la Bugs Bunny is a racial slur.