The little faces are adorable but their hands are high octane nightmare fuel.

Spread it like buttah!

The ones patrolling Vashj’ir were MURDEROUS.

If her English is not very good by now, it would only be because her husband is her English tutor.

Even the late Fred Phelps had one of those kids. Just goes to show how evil der Türnip is.

Re: the “be yourself” meme
In the case of Melania, she cannot be herself. She is a qlippoth. There may have been a soul occupying that empty husk, but long ago the glutton she married devoured it like he devours everything else within his eyesight. There is no self for her to be. I’d pity her, but she stepped into her…

It’s not just you.

Hell I remember reading about this in AP history in high school back in the early ‘80s. I wasn’t aware that this was removed from curriculum.

“where did any sub*group contribute more to civilization?”

*The “-human” is, I assume, implied.

You sow tares, don’t expect to harvest wheat.

Luke examines the lightsaber. He looks up sharply. “It takes D batteries.” He walks away without another word.

The entire movie is about Rey trying to find a place that still sells those (hives of scum and villainy).

I wonder if this was the inspiration for the twin Mogu colossi in the Vale of Eternal Blossoms.

What about people with just one leg? They can’t really wear trousers, but only one trouser, and what if they really, really must have that one fucking trouser?

Was moved to Hangar 18.

But the sandwich on the left looks more delicious than that dry and joyless one on the right.

Personally, I would think in the Roddenberry-ideal universe, being LGBT is nbd and you don’t take it to work. Professionalism is professionalism regardless of who you kiss at the end of a hard day at work saving the universe and shit. So were Sulu gay, straight, bi, pan, it doesn’t even matter.

Came here for this response. Much appreciated!

I dunno, my mouth is watering.

(loves capers!)

=) I can drink tea straight up (especially earl grey omg), but coffee is another story. Without cream, coffee tastes like sour mud to me. If I’m using heavy cream, a splash of that in coffee makes the flavor bloom and I won’t need sugar. If it’s creamer though, I gotta drop a pack of sucralose in that shit.

I like beer because I like bitter drinks, like tea. To me, that’s more refreshing than a sweet drink.