Ugh if anything, the glasses made him look more “homicidal misogynist” to me. Maybe it’s my experience.

Still too short but appropriate sentence.
Death’s too good for him.

Um...would have loved to see the parody, but all I see is some technofunk autotune crap.

Why should we renounce it? It’s a common sense answer.

Dunno if it’s sexist...but there is no way he can get to his delegate goal before she does. Even if he wins Cali, she will hit her bell because his win will not be unanimous. And then there’s NJ.

Good dog! Who is the good dog that is gonna get a huge chewy bone treat from Auntie Thaag?

Jesus wept.

Then you’re really gonna laugh when you find out she insisted we eat at San Marcos.

Did the groom pay his requisite 50 sheqels (about $13)? I mean, that’s what the Actual True Sovereign Law of The Universe says in Deuteronomy 22:28-29 says a father must do if his virgin daughter is penisified against her will (as if that even really matters, amirite?)

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I had an abdominal MRI and it was lemonade flavored nuke water. About half a gallon of it.

My friend had a colonoscopy last year. The day before, she had to guzzle down magnesium citrate and she never shat so much in her life. Also, she could eat nothing during the “flushing” phase. I never saw her anticipate a meal so hard in her life as afterwards. So part of “how a colonoscopy feels” is gnawing hunger,…

He may not change his spots but he also may have found a leopardess of his liking.

I tend to agree there. My ex abused me, hands-down. His second wife? They could not be happier together and they get along like they were made for each other (I mean, they *were* co-homewreckers, they had something in common!). Abuse can vary quite widely from partner to partner. I know why my former abuser doesn’t…

You’re right. Because even our mutual friends **and his own mother** didn’t even believe me or see any signs. And that’s classic abuser SOP. They are shaping their own universe to their own desires.

Way better place, thanks. He’s happily married to his co-homewrecker, I’m happily living the single life on my own goddamn terms 110 miles away from them.

Fnord have mercy, what a predator! I can’t even wrap my head around the idea of doing that to someone who has already been traumatized. Sex is always better when both parties are on solid ground.

Fuck you for making me cry so early in the morning.
Also, every single hug I have today for you.

Gods I hate that part of the law. Family pets should fall under family law, not civil.

Dogs *are* our furchildren. (Cats too.)(and any other animal we take in as family.)