Perhaps the solution to Oklahoma’s lethal injection drug cocktail problem is simply to make everyone on Death Row watch Kanter play defense unto death.

He and Ken Lay are on a beach somewhere. Trump will let them know when the coast is clear.

26+6=The number of pieces your lower leg bone is in.

Yes. And he missed that shot in the key playoff game because he attended his college graduation.

Wilt and Kareem were both good defensive players.

The real MVPs are the owners, Galtian supermen who make the League possible. Let’s not cheapen such an important award by giving it to a mere player.

Should have gone with 1 Corinthians 14:34.

Jason Street would have made that tackle.

This should secure Clinton the vehicular manslaughter vote.

Given the cultural source of Pokemon, shouldn’t these pictures use mosaics?

His actions were extremely careless. I recommend no charges.

Is it better to play for a team whose owners benefitted from a tech bubble or a fracking bubble?

“I’m sorry, everyone. But this is the only way to break the Lil’ B curse.”

Really enjoyed his work in “Green Room” and “Only Lovers Left Alive”. RIP.

Let’s also remember Vlade Divac’s forceful game-winning rebound, the one where he assiduously avoided slapping the ball back to the 3-point line.

The head trauma was so bad that he actually admitted that Brian Wilson was the genius behind The Beach Boys and his uncle was just lucky to be able to go along for the ride.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a humble man in possession of a University Presidency, must be in want of an excuse to cover up rape.

Looks like Mark Morrison’s comeback is just around the corner if he can record “Return of Bismack” fast enough.

Zydrunas Ilgauskas and Sam Casell are great men and, while not worthy all-stars, should not be disparaged merely to shame T-Mac.

Now they both think Sean Taylor deserved it.