i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

rather than his role in one of the NFL’s biggest embarrassments

When keepin it real goes wrong...

Was coming to say the same thing. I’d have gone just for the expensive shit they’d be serving at the reception.

“Shut up! You’re stupid!”

Ever notice that the people yelling at others to speak English never have that great a grasp on it themselves?

The other UConn rivalry games -

Yeah, I’ve been sent back to the greys as well :(

The REAL reason he missed the event is he was being abducted by illegal, rapist immigrants:

I’m glad you went easy on the guy. I mean who are we to judge Joe Brown.

It’s Boston. I think you mean it would be like putting 10 pounds of shit into 5 pounds of shit.

That’s badass.

We don’t swim in your grave, please don’t die in our pool? (And sorry. I’m done with the dark humor.)

There are a finite number of spots. To make it interesting the people who are bitching should out the people they think don’t deserve to be nominated.

Yes! If we can just get the media to call it the Sharia Law bill, or something just as frightening to GOPers, then I think it would die. Who wants to be known for voting for that? Even their really dumb constituents would hate that.

Why is the Honey Badger caring? This is antithetical to his worldview.

because they are so myopic about LGBT+ rights, and not to mention secure in the fact that they wield so much power and sway in this country, that they literally can’t ever envision that being a problem. And these types of bills are not drafted to protect and cater to ALL religions equally, they are specifically using…

Just because you can publish or air or post, doesn’t mean you should.

“That’ll fix everything!”

They also considered instituting a ban on hitting women, but they didn't want to go overboard.